animalstalkinginallcaps:

SEVEN YOUNG LADIES STAND BEFORE ME … BUT I ONLY HAVE SIX PHOTOS IN MY HANDS.
AND THESE PHOTOS … REPRESENT THE GIRLS … WHO ARE STILL IN THE RUNNING TOWARD BECOMING … AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL.
I’M KIDDING, OBVIOUSLY. NONE OF YOU ARE TALL ENOUGH FOR RUNWAY WORK, PLUS I DON’T HAVE HANDS. NOW GET OUT OF HERE AND GO PLAY IN THE YARD. I NEED TO TAKE A LITTLE NAP.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

SEVEN YOUNG LADIES STAND BEFORE ME … BUT I ONLY HAVE SIX PHOTOS IN MY HANDS.

AND THESE PHOTOS … REPRESENT THE GIRLS … WHO ARE STILL IN THE RUNNING TOWARD BECOMING … AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL.

I’M KIDDING, OBVIOUSLY. NONE OF YOU ARE TALL ENOUGH FOR RUNWAY WORK, PLUS I DON’T HAVE HANDS. NOW GET OUT OF HERE AND GO PLAY IN THE YARD. I NEED TO TAKE A LITTLE NAP.


corgiaddict:

A fair amount of corgis (and other dogs) sploot, like so:(double corgi sploot courtesy of Corgnelius & Stumphrey)  and here’s a video example.  Full out on the belly, turkey stumps askew, SPLOOT.
Corgloaf is the non-sploot formation of a corgi lolling on its belly, with the turkey stumps firmly tucked in.  Like a delicious loaf of stumpy bread.
(left: Machete has achieved full on corgloaf, right: Pudge has lost his legs to the corgloaf)

corgiaddict:

A fair amount of corgis (and other dogs) sploot, like so:

(double corgi sploot courtesy of Corgnelius & Stumphrey)  and here’s a video example.  Full out on the belly, turkey stumps askew, SPLOOT.

Corgloaf is the non-sploot formation of a corgi lolling on its belly, with the turkey stumps firmly tucked in.  Like a delicious loaf of stumpy bread.


(left: Machete has achieved full on corgloaf, right: Pudge has lost his legs to the corgloaf)


Follow my corgis Yukiko and Einstein on Pack! 
Yuki-dookie: http://packdog.com/yuki-21
Einey-behiney: http://packdog.com/einstein-18

Follow my corgis Yukiko and Einstein on Pack! 

Yuki-dookie: http://packdog.com/yuki-21

Einey-behiney: http://packdog.com/einstein-18



insanecorgi:

bebopthecorgi:

"I sing you the song of my people"
Oh no, here he goes again…


The captions / comments are why I love Tumblr

insanecorgi:

bebopthecorgi:

"I sing you the song of my people"

Oh no, here he goes again…

The captions / comments are why I love Tumblr



corkidorki:

High-five for the end of the semester!


Q
Do you know Japanese?
Anonymous
A

Q
dale north by northwest. Ha that one's on the house, keep it.
A

I put it in my locket.


Q
what do you think about wiener dogs ?
A

One-offs. Kidding. They’re cute. But they’re not corgis. Love the long-haired ones.


Q
Hey Dale! I attended your panel during PAX East this weekend. It was fucking fantastic! Haha. I hope you're involved in another panel next year. I do have a question though, did you get to play Roundabout at all? If so what did you think of it? I thought it was super fun and silly.
A

Thanks for going to one of my silly panels, and thanks for the kind words!

I didn’t get to play Roundabout. That will be remedied soooooooon.


"The earth laughs in flowers."

- Ralph Waldo Emerson. 

(via beysoldweave)


(via beysoldweave)



corgiaddict:

There is an OFFICIAL corgi race. It’s happening. THIS IS RIDICULOUS!

http://vimeo.com/90162236

Join us on Friday, May 2nd, 7:00 p.m., at the Whatcom Pavilion, for the Bellingham Slam’s First Annual Corgi Race.

Follow us @BellinghamSlam and Like us on Facebook for updates on the event! Tickets at the gate are $10. You can buy tickets on our website bellinghamslam.com

Get yours before they sell out!

Want to register your Corgi? E-mail paul.burke@bellinghamslam.com for more information.